One does not give a...

I think I've come up with my favourite line of all time.

A combination of a line I first heard from Dick Figures on Mundo Media
"And not a single fuck was given that day"

And posh people who refer to themselves as "one"

One does not give a fuck.

ANYWAYSH

I got up at 9ish, buggered off to my interview, came back and went back into my bed. Thanks to Dan for making me stay up late plus I just love sleeping really...

So in the end I got up at 4. Made myself a marmite sandwich as usual.

Not done a whole lot today really... spammed Yasmin on facebook for most of the day really.

Watched YouTube videos...

Finally was able to apply to courses at Stevenson College. The HND Audio Visual Technology course was bugged... I clicked apply and it screamed at me "This Occurence is no longer running." So yeah... At first I thought, maybe the course was being taken off. Buuuut since the HNC version worked, it must just be a bug.

So I applied for NQ Media Technology anyway.

Honestly, I've probably said it before, but I think I should do the NQ. After that, I could go into, HND Creative Industries: Television which is what Yasmin does and as far as I can tell, it's something that I would be interested in really. And the other course of course, is HND Audio Visual Technology which, according to Graham, is pretty much stuff I'd be interested in as well... So if I do NQ Media Technology, I can then be pointed into the right direction for an HND course, or just go into Uni somewhere, either way I do the course I want to be doing and I'll do it damn well thank you very much.

When I have a macbook pro, Canon 550D and a good internet connection, I, Simon "Ossy" Osborne shall take YouTube by storm!

Anyhoozles. I texted Graham asking when he'd get here and if he wanted chicken/pork for dinner.

So I cooked a nice, fullish meal for us.

Started off with the Garlic Pizza Bread, followed by Chicken wrapped in bacon with a raw carrot, baby new potatoes and broccoli and I had gravy on mine.

What I learned from that, should have waiting a bit to start the broccoli, but otherwise. Very nice meal. I love potatoes. I also realised I could sing the line Nice Peter came up with in a picture song and it'd be correct:

Om nom nom nom babies!

That reminds me actually, I spent a fair amount of time going back to the Epic Rap Battles of History that he did with EpicLloyd. The newest battle was kind of lame though... Master Chief vs Lionitus. However you spell his name... The main character of 300. Anyway, MC could have been put up against someone much better and I don't recall if it happened, but there should have been a comparison in the case of Lionitus and his 300 men fighting the Persians. But Master Chief, alone pretty much, fought the whole covenant! But yeah... So that's really it...

Washed my clothes and bed sheets... Cooked foods... spammed Yasmin... listened to Skrillex of course.

I'd say my favourite Skrillex songs of all time so far in no particular order would be...

Remix of Korns song Get Up

Breakn' A Sweat (Original Mix) 

My Name is Skrillex

Slats Slats Slats

Ruffneck Base

Weekends

Kill Everybody

and the various versions of

Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites

Anywaysh I think I'll be off now. Enjoy Chris Moyles' Quiz Night. It has John Barrowman in this one, he's hilarious. I loved him as the host in the Christmas Nevermind The Buzzcocks.

What is it with me and liking famous gay guys? First Stephen Fry, now John Barrowman, naturally you can't hate Elton John really but anyway, I SWEAR I'M STRAIGHT!

Not kidding. I wouldn't get a boner thinking of any guy. I can say they're good looking easily enough like Ryan Reynolds is a pretty handsome guy.

But I'm definitely straight. ANYWAY that was an odd tangent...

I'll be off now! Byebye. Love to all who be reading this