Thursday, 12 April 2012

I hate HP I hate HP I HATE HP

This laptop is unbelievably awful!
Double the RAM my PC has and yet, it runs worse?!
FUCKING HELL HP?! HOW DO YOU DO THIS?!

Saw a guy today, full short beard, long hair... still looked like a woman. It was amusing...

Went to starbucks after my jobcentre appointment.
Annoyed Dan while he worked. Teehee.
Went to the Gamerbase in HMV. Got an account. Played Gears of War 3. Dominated as usual.

Went back to the flat.
Ran into Graham as I was leaving the Premier store. Was sticking £5 on heating and electricity.

We went to play basketball after a bit.
My arms and legs and joints and thighs and everything, is aching... I need to lie down. I plan to lie down after this post is up...

Made a vlog after Graham left the basketball court to go home.



Got into the flat again before it started raining and stoof...
Didn't do much...
Searched for some jobs.
The bloke at the job centre gave me like 20 new SOC codes to search for jobs with on Direct.gov, all but like 2 come up with nothing. Stupid system doesn't even work right!

Made another vlog around 1:40am though!
Planned to make some video responses to things, buuut there was nothing to do that for so oh well!



Annnd that's about it... 4:20 now. I need sleep...
Going to play some more basketball with Dan tomorrow. Then I'll be going home in the evening.
Helping my dad with painting the fence, shed, mowing the lawn. What ever. I owe him money so yeah... £10 an hour pretty much XD

And while I was writing that last bit, this piece of shit laptop decided to just fuck with me again.
A pop up came up for restarting the laptop. "Restart in 15 minutes *counts down* restart now or postpone?"
And of course, since I was typing, and I type quickly, it decided that it wanted to automatically restart now...
Fuck sake...
How can a laptop with 4gb of RAM be so God awful?!
I have a browser open, skype is open behind it. Somehow I click somewhere and skype comes up. HOW CAN I CLICK THROUGH THE BROWSER?!
It does it on the desktop too. Only then it just clicks icons and opens shit...
SO FUCKING HELPFUL!

This laptop is the bane of my life. It causes me so much anguish it's unbelievable. AND THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT!
About a month ago, it was running, alright-ish. I could play minecraft without a problem, I could watch YouTube videos without a problem. I could watch videos stored on my laptop without any damn problems.
But now? Now everything has issues.
I can't play minecraft, it's far too laggy. I can't watch YouTube videos very well, they're too buggy. I have to just listen. But even then, I can't be opening tabs because the audio fucks up.
This laptop is retarded and I am so damn close to just smashing it to pieces. But then I'll be left with nothing.

BUT WHAT AM I TO DO?!

We live in a fucking world that IS technology, and pieces of shit like this exist still? I wish I had the money to just buy a fucking macbook pro. I would be so much happier than I am with this pile of horse shit!
2 grand, I know it's a lot, but that's all I god damn need!

Fucking hell.

I was in an alright mood until this fucking laptop started acting up like it's on it's fucking period.
Jesus Christ


I'm sorry readers. But you have no idea how much trouble this thing causes me sometimes. I feel like screaming but I can't bring myself to be loud like that... I could let out so much stress, just my yelling as loud as I can, but I just can't...

I need to sleep anyway... Night night.
Much love to all <3
Bye.

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Why E4? WHY?!

Watching the episode of Scrubs with uhhh... What's his name... main guy from the Mummy. He had a plank nailed to his hand, the damn channel censored it. IT'S THE LATE NIGHT SHOWING! NOTHING SHOULD BE CENSORED!
It was one of the best parts of this damn episode!
This episode is seriously just amazing. It's part one. It continues a while after but basically Jordan's brother Ben, he dies from cancer and Dr Cox is super sad about it.
It's so moving...

ANYWAY!

Sooo brief yesterday stuffs.
Went to Dan's with my basketball to use his ball pump. Went to Sainsburys after to get new boxers. £9 for 3? Kinda crap... I could have got 4 pairs of underwear but I don't wear briefs so...
I dunno how these boxers will be. I need to wash them first so they're not itchy. But they aren't as like, large as my current boxers. But at least they won't be sliding down my trousers while I'm walking... It's a bit weird to stick your hand down your trousers in public to pull them up again.

Anyway, after, walked to Nandos to wait for Dan. He was super late getting away from work stuff. I ended up missing out on getting take away... So I had to go home and cooked sausages.
I got the big chunky sausages this time. They taste SO much better than the chipolatas. They're still 2 packs for £5. 1 less meal out of it but meh. They're lovely.

So today!
Dan came round, we played basketball.
Laughed at the two guys who were playing at the other end. Flat ball, just plain terrible...
They left, a couple others came round. Was hard not to notice the girls boobs bouncing around like mad.
It's kind of weird how so many women in future generations will have such big boobs... I guess women will have to evolve a bit so they're backs can hold the weight. Or what ever it is about big boobs that cause back problems.
Either way, feel sorry for them.
Shame guys can't be like me, don't actually care about breast size.
Either way...
I can't help but wonder how and when I'd meet my significant other...
I hope she's shortish at least.

So yeah, we played for a couple hours then buggered off to Nandos for a meal.
After we went to play pool. I beat Dan in the first two games somehow. I don't know how much he was fucking around but yeah. Second two I lost. Lost the last barely I think. Or second last. Anyway.
He went to go help Nicky (his girlfriend) with her maths work.
I made a joke earlier about how she could possibly still need help with such simple maths as "penis + vagina = sexy times"
Teehee.

Uhhh... So here I am I guess.
Need to get tin foil. Forgot earlier when I was in Tesco.
Got to go to the dumb job centre again tomorrow.. It's weekly now.
I applied to a few jobs.
PC World, again, Sainsburys, Next, couple Admin jobs. I hope I get the first Admin job I applied for.
£8-10 an hour, at least 10 hours a week and I said I'd be more than able/happy to work for longer in the week.

So that's about it. Here I am now, watching Scrubs. Catching up on YouTube. Not touched my laptop for the past few days to save electricity money. Need to top it up but Graham said leave it till it's low.
Either way, I won't be on the PC much. I'll try not to anyway. It'll help a lot now that I have my basketball pumped up though!
Can drag Graham along to play too.
He actually likes it. It's more shooting than running for him.

Reminds me actually, when Dan and I were leaving the court, we went to the childrens playground bit. Dan saw a balance beam thing that rotates when you're on it. He wanted to try. I failed at that. We tried this weird seesaw thing too. I had to jump on the seat because Dan couldn't keep it low enough for me. But it was freaking awesome. Hard as hell to get off though XD.
We tried this spinning thing too. You climb on it, hold on, there are 3 spots and you just spin. I couldn't hold on all the time a couple times and had to let go and inevitably crashed into the ground. Thankfully it was relatively soft. As soft as wood chips can possibly be.
I can't help but feel that the two blokes on the chairs nearby were judging us. But so sue us for having a bit of fun.
We're not even 20. Even if we were 30 I'm sure we'd still be doing dumb shit like that!

I'm so glad I have a friend like Dan. Although he REALLY sucks at timing things.
But still, treasure your friends. I feel so sorry for Tom (TomSka) losing Edd (Edd Gould, maker of Eddsworld). I can't imagine how it'd feel to lose such a good friend. And I hope I never experience it. It doesn't have to be Dan for me to experience it. I love all my friends dearly. They're more my brothers and sisters (hardly any of those!) than my own biological brother! Although, I do still stand up for him.
People saying he's gay and such. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. I don't care, but I don't like people making assumptions like that about my family. John may be an ass to me constantly, but as I said, he's my brother. I love him regardless of anything. Nothing will truly change how I feel about him. Unless it's making things better XD

It's strange how I feel like any of my female friends, I feel like they hate me. Maybe not hate but we don't talk much. Don't know why. Guess I'm not an interesting enough guy to even bother with.

Anyhoo. I'm gonna go. I need some water in me. Headache, not drunk much but fanta. Blahblah.

Much love to all <3
Baibai!

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

I O U

I owe readers and viewers a blog and vlog for missing today. Despite writing a blog post right now.
My month of blogging and vlogging daily will be completed on the 16th.

Sorry, night night. Much love to all <3

Monday, 9 April 2012

Finished catching fire

Its an amazing book. Definitely worth reading the hunger games series.
Got cream on my hands. Don't want to get it all over my phone so I'm using the speech function. Its a chore to get right though. Not the most accurate of things but still very close. Doesn't do punctuation either...
I was rubbing the cream into my skin when I realised I forgot the blog again... Oops
Will hopefully play basketball with dan tomorrow. Hope he brings his ball pump.
May start reading mockingjay too. that's the third hunger games book. Dunno yet.

Put a few videos out as I read through catching fire.

I be tired face.
Much love to all <3
Bai

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Insert Egg Pun

Merry New Easter!
I got chocolate n stuff!

Dan threw a chocolate orange at me this morning. Hit me RIGHT on the elbow. Thankfully, didn't get the "funny bone". Still hurt though.

I also tweeted at BrettTheIntern today, I finally watched the first Escape Routes episode. I had trouble finding a site to see it...
He replied!
Made my day XD
Even if it was just "thanks simon, I'm very proud of #teamyoutube" Not like that, it had caps n stuff.
It was awesome to watch though.
I was sitting there like, "Stupid reality tv show.. showing the attractive women more often than Brett...
He's the big gay jew of YouTube! XD It's true but I don't know if that's his title on YT... XD
Was still awesome. Can't wait to see EP2. All I know though, Brett and Ross are winning so WOO GO TEAM YOUTUBE!

Anyhooooo Uh...
I got Draw Something on my phone so I could join in on the randomness.
It's interesting but it'll kill my phone battery if I don't have my phone plugged in while I play it. So I probably won't be on it if I'm not near a plug with my charger XD

I need to make a vlog though. So I'm going to do that in a moment before going to bed to lie down and maybe play more Draw Something before sleeps.

So that's all that really happened today.

Much love to all as usual my lovable readers who may be non existent. I mean, you never leave me comments to show love/hate :c
<3
NightByeBaiNight

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Bioshock doobleh

I left it late again but I'm not super tired this time.

So yesterday, I was bored. I didn't feel like reading so I decided to go into town to try annoy Dan while he was working.
Turns out he must have only been on the morning shift because I never saw him.
I wandered around town before heading back to the flat and making a few videos.

Today, went to Dan's for 2ish. We went to the rugby pitch to watch Edinburgh play Toulouse.
Toulouse lost. WOO!
It was an amazing game. We were sitting in the third row right at the try line. Although Edinburgh only scored there once and it was at the other side...
It was amazing though. Saw a few old school... acquaintances too.
A few guys in Dan and my year were holding the flag at the start of the game, realised who they were when they walked off.
After the match I saw Euan Grant. He comes across as a sort of guy who is posh and thinks he's amazing. He maybe doesn't ACTUALLY think that, but it's just how he comes across to me.

Either way, I never exchange pleasantries with most people from my school. A lot of them, I just don't like much.

I do wish I had stayed till 6th year, although I screwed things up for myself so that would never be an option. But at the same time, I'm glad I wasn't over exposed to them.

After the game, Dad gave me a lift back to the flat. He brought my black basketball. And for some reason my bike pump... But no needle to actually pump up the ball. He thought that just holding the pump over the hole would be enough.
Seems he's forgotten how basketballs, rugby balls, footballs, work...
So I have a moderately flat basketball, a big dairy milk easter egg and a bicycle pump.

Went to Dans as soon as I got everything sorted.
Been playing a variety of games.
Gears of War 3, nice to know, no matter how long I don't play for, I still dominate the match. Mortal Kombat, still as shite as ever. Can't get past the first encounter with... Shaokhan? I don't remember... I tried the challenge tower thing, can't get past a particular bit again. Oh joy! So I stuck in Aliens vs Predator. Did multiplayer. So few people play the game, but it's actually quite a good game. It's a shame really. I played as an alien. It was Alien vs Predator vs 2 humans. I barely lost. The humans won because of their combined score, individually, I beat them both. So really, I lost to the Predator. Annnd after that I stuck in Bioshock 2. Finally.
Not played for a while but I had a bad start. So I'm fairly far into the game. Been playing for hours and it's nearly 6. Woops.
About 6 hours sleep tonight if I'm lucky.

There are a few videos that you can watch, too many to embed unfortunately, so again, I have to just send you to OssyVlogs if you want to watch them.

I need a drink and then I'm going to sleep.

Much love to all <3
NightBaiNight

Friday, 6 April 2012

This is a bad habit

I've forgotten about the blog again... I spent about an hour trying to record a vlog about google and their dumb contest. I gave up. Too tired...
I'm sorry but i need sleep now.

Night night. I will do a proper vlog tomorrow and try to recount stuff properly for you all.

Much love to all <3
Bai

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Argh!

The blog keeps slipping my damn mind!
Went to the job center. Went to starbucks after to bug dan for a while. Came back to the flat.
Made a vlog which got a copyright claim. So I deleted it and uploaded a new vlog.
Was testing uploading from my phone. Quality kind of sucks but fast upload. Quite good tbh.
Oh. Also bought the second and third hunger games books.
Going to start reading the second when i get into bed in a moment.
Recorded a musikal video too. Will upload tomorrow.

Much love to all! <3
Baibai

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Google... damn you

Not much happened today...
Didn't eat anything until like 10...
Had a bacon sammich then chicken wrapped in bacon.

I watched an iJustine video earlier.
Google are doing a program to find YouTube's next Vlogger!
They get $10,000 in ads or something? And $5,000 in video production equipment.

You'd think that anyone can apply! I mean, who knows who the next vlogger could be?
I checked it out, and I'm pissed off...
So many potential vloggers just got spat on by Google...
You need at least 5,000 subscribers or 1,000,000 views on your videos or channel. I forgot.
But still!
If you have that may views/subs, I don't think you'd need Google's "help" at that point!
It's so crap...

If I ever get "big" on youtube, I'm not going to be publicising these bullshit programs Google do...
Why should the next vlogger require 5,000 subscribers? I could be the next vlogger, but I have 11! People could be putting up great content, but they get ignored essentially....

Bah...

I'm uploading a short vloggings which is basically the same as this blog really. It's got like half an hour still so just go to my channel OssyVlogs if you want to see the video or any others I've stuck up.

Much love to all! <3
BAIBAI

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Scotland... you suck

So Scotland has been like...
sunny
snowing
sunny
hail
snowing
sunny
snowing

aaand so on... Stupid country and stupid weather!

Anyhoo... Dan came round earlier. Zoe did too.
We took aaaages trying to order a damn pizza.
Papa Johns is nice, but the website is sooooo stupid!
And I have a sore stomach now... I think I should go sleep it off after I post this.

Dan recorded a video.


I then recorded a video of Graham trying to set Dan's hand on fire. Apparently fairy liquid was meant to help? I don't know...
It didn't work but the video will be up tomorrow on the DaS channel I think.

Having a happy and sad moment at the moment though...
I got what I needed to be able to watched the season 4 premier of Dick Figures.
It wasn't quite worth it honestly. But it was still hilarious to notice similarities between Red and Dan and myself and Blue.
I'm sad again because of Malachi. Shaycarl's puppy.
He was very nearly 9 years old. A magnificent great dane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8x7jga7tlc

He will truly be missed. He was such a friendly giant. Letting Shay's kids ride him and such.

It's so sad :c

I'm gonna go try sleep now.

Much love to all <3
Bai-Night-Bai

Monday, 2 April 2012

RIP Dog

Tis another sad day I'm afraid...
Was happy earlier when I saw that Dick Figures season 4 was coming.
But then Dan told me that Malachi, Shaycarl's dog, had passed away.
http://instagr.am/p/I75aKgkIEo/

He was a glorious great dane. I hope Shay is doing alright. He's often said that Malachi was his and Colette's first child really. It's so sad.
I wonder when, if they do, they'll get a new dog. I believe kids grow up better if they grow up with a dog in their life. But they'd need to make sure it's not a dog that'll try and eat Rocktard... Although he is quite big now so I don't think any dog would dare!

Anyhoozles
Not much happened today, unsurprisingly.
Had sort of BLT for lunch... Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato-Ketchup!
I don't like tomatoes...

Had a cottage pie for dinner.
Recorded a vlog and this time it had Graham in it. It was a bit weird. Not sure why...
It's processing right now, I shall come back in a moment to embed it.


Watched a couple films, Little Nicky has always been a good laugh. Right after that was Anger Management.
They were on channel 5. It's funny how awful channel 5 is...
Like, after each commercial, they flash the channel 5 logo. Just so you know, never to come back to it...

Watched Family guy and American dad too.
Took a few attempts... The video was buffering, the bar got to a certain point, random each time, then just filled right up.
You'd think, "Hey! Video is fully buffered so I can watch peacefully!"
NOPE
When you get to where the video had buffered too before suddenly finishing. It stops and doesn't start again... So you have to refresh!
It was annoying...

Got Cleveland Show and Mythbusters to watch next. It's a bit late now.

Apparently, since it's spring, Scotland is due some snow tomorrow! This'll be amusing...
God Scotland has a fucked up weather pattern...
It's meant to be snow and rain according to my phone. At least we'll finally get snow I guess! Bloody country...

Maaaay be going to Dan's tomorrow, or he's coming here...
It's two for tuesday at Dominos and I'd like to get any excuse not to eat the food in the flat to make it last.
I have like £5 left, I can buy bread and a ready meal or two for that, or sausages, 24 of them. 4 meals out of that. But then that'd be like sausages for lunch and dinner for 2 days.
I'll work something out I'm sure.
I still have sausages in the fridge and there's a chicken breast and bacon with my name on it.
The weekend may be a bit of an issue to work out but oh well!
I can starve for a few days. At least I have water to drink. That's what's important!

Soooo I think I'm going to finish watching YouTube videos and then go to bed. It's 3am...

Much love to all! <3
Particularly the ShayTards. Malachi was a beautiful dog. He'll be dearly missed.

BAIBAI

Sunday, 1 April 2012

so very tiredface

I'm super tired....
Not entirely sure why.
But I think I need to stay up until like, half 4 so I can switch off my phone internet.
I'm uploading a video. Wish I hadn't left it so damn late. But I also wish my internet wasn't so damn slow!

I still think every home has to have internet, by law... Everyone will be using it when the older generations pass away.
There's like, no reason why places shouldn't have it at that point.
And I mean like, free internet. You can still pay if you want faster/better. But every home should get internet which is better than a phone's internet.
My internet off my phone isn't THAT bad, but it's just so bad to what I'm more used to...

Anyhoooooo.
Got up late again, even though I went to bed earlier.
Didn't help that Graham was being loud with his fake tablet and the usual sounds he makes when he sleeps. Randomly woke up like, at 6am. Like, a minute before Andrew came back in.

Didn't do much.
Around 5ish, Graham's grandparents brought the food he so desperately needed even though like, we had food to last him till tomorrow evening at least. And then Graham's not even here for the night! Useless plebbert XD

Anyhoo, got the food in, blah blah. Had a shower and ran off to the meadows again to meet up with Graham, Zoe, Joe and Jamie I think? And Paul came around. They're all basically friends of Graham's. I sort of know Jamie from school. He was the year above Graham. I only recognised him though. Never spoke to him really.
I know Zoe and Graham of course. Dunno about Joe, probably a school friend. But he had an awesome guitar. I wanted to play with it. And Paul is a co-worker of Graham's. Or his boss... What ever!

We had a barbeque n stuff.
Went to... Summerhall? I've forgotten what the name was. It was a massive building, so weird and the lecture theatres were so cool. They were like, old things. It was weird.
It was also a bit creepy.
Like, I was expecting zombies to pop up and start attacking honestly. Would have been interesting.
Wish I had brought the Flip Cam... I really need to bring it with me everywhere but I don't know...
I'm not so sure of recording myself, particularly in the city, and then, I'd have to edit it and it'd take hours to render and I just don't want to be spending hours on end, rendering videos which may just kill my laptop and then take hours again to upload!
I'm uploading a 5 minute video, it's going to have taken like two and a half hours to upload?
So like, 10 minute video, rendering takes 5 hours, uploading, 5 again or something... It's a paaaaaaaaaain.

Anyhoo, slacking on the running again. I'm just so damn tired.
I need to stop leaving it until the night. It's a nice day most of the time, although it was grey today, it was warmish.
I should go out when I can see where I'm going completely and blaaaah... Maybe I'll run around the park area instead of on the road. Just in circles for a while. At least I can just lie on the grass if I have to. But then, I have a problem with that because, people have dogs, dogs poop on the grass. Pick it up or not, granted you have to, the germs are there and I don't much like the idea of lying in poo.

Blah....
Check OssyVlogs for the Vlog. It'll be up eventually.
I'm going to try finish watching videos and go collapse as soon as I can.

Much love to all <3
Baibai