So I just remembered my dream. It helped that I was playing minecraft because they are somewhat related.
Why it took so long though, I have NO idea.
Anyway!
This will be in bits because I can't remember it 100%...
So I think it started or this happened somewhere into the dream, but this is about it from there to the end.
It started with myself and a couple others, running around looking for clues to solve a puzzle.
I saw a giant satellite with a symbol on it and then I had a moment where I just suddenly remembered where everything was, there's a symbol on the side of my house, there's a coffin with an ancient king hidden within the tree in the front yard, the coffin was about... Well no bigger than like, a can of coke.
We started celebrating and piled into a car.
-I think this part of my dream was actually a repeat of a dream I had just before. Same night and everything. sometimes my dreams just repeat for some reason...-
We drove to this kind of arch way thing, got out, and everyone there was applauding and I was like.
"Yeah, I just did that. I'm awesome!"
Way to be arrogant!
Anyway, I saw this bloke Fraser. He was the one who was teaching me how to do a job I had for a very short time in January. It was a door to door thing, SO not for me...
I dug in my suit jacker pocket to get something to give to him.
I was like,
"Here, I owe you this."
he replied,
"Naa it's fine. I have this!" and he like waved a folded up piece of paper which I saw as like, lots of names of people who he got to sign up for donating to what ever. (That was the job, go door to door getting people, in this case, to donate on a monthly subscription to the British Red Cross)
So I laughed and said,
"You ass!"
-I think this part of the dream was because, I fell asleep thinking about that job. Like, wishing I had stuck at it but been able to get a new person to donate every door I went to.
Here is why:
Someone donates £10 a month on a subscription basis.
You get paid £40, but I think 60% is saved. So you get the 40%. After a month you get the rest.
So you get £25 per subscription of £10 basically. And you aim to go around 100 houses at least.
Now I wasn't even thinking like that. I was thinking, getting around 40 houses.
Even then, that's £1000 IN A DAY...
Do that for the next 5 days, (work full days monday to friday and half on saturday) You get £7,000... That'd be bloody epic if it wasn't impossible.-
So I got to the end of this run way thing and I was sent out into the wilderness to prove myself. I'd have to follow a map to a certain spot and start surviving. Naturally, I didn't look at the map until I had run miles off. So I was lost really...
Buuut in a dream, you don't get lost...
I saw where I had to go and cut through a cave to get there.
As I arrived I heard a horrible sound. I looked left, I saw white eyes appearing and disappearing.
I was scared beyond belief.
It was...
AN ENDERMAN!
-Wow that just made me laugh a lot. So an Enderman is this tall black monster in Minecraft. Basically, if you look at it, and look away, it'll come after you. I didn't look at it in the dream but yeah.
This is what it looks like usually.
moving on-
So naturally, as this was a dream, the enderman looked FAR better than that because "Real life graphics! AH MAH GAHD"
Honestly, if you saw such a freaky thing teleporting to you making such a horrible sound, you'd be scared too.
So the enderman got to me, I was going "oh shit oh shit oh shit" I tried and failed to run away. The enderman started hitting me, so I hit it back.
It started biting me
So I bit it back!
I actually had some kind of weird taste as I bit into it... I feel like I must have been biting someone while I slept too...
But yeah, I basically started EATING the enderman.
I ate him, and I was like... BRING IT BITCHES!
So I ran around staring at Endermen to make them chase me, I got cornered and started eating them all...
At this point, the point of view changed to BLUE! From Dick Figures!
-Dick Figures is this animation on MundoMedia or something? The same channel as Happy Tree Friends. My friends have established, I'm blue, Dan is red and Graham is Lord Tourettes (green).-
There was a massive explosion and all the endermen were wiped away.
Left there was "me" only it was a sort of beige colour stick figure with massive muscles. And he yelled at me (as blue)
"Where the hell were you?!"
Annnnnd that's about all I can remember.... Maybe that's when I woke up... But that was so weird for me... But I wish Minecraft had "real life graphics". That'd be freaking sweeeet.
So yah, I must have been off my head or something when I fell asleep. Dunno how or why but yeah!
Be back laters peoples!
Much love to all! <3
PS. May give Hot Chocolate Time a go tonight. 1 Take and upload hopefully! I'll probably retell this dream because it's too nuts to pass up honestly! XD
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