Thursday, 12 April 2012

I hate HP I hate HP I HATE HP

This laptop is unbelievably awful!
Double the RAM my PC has and yet, it runs worse?!
FUCKING HELL HP?! HOW DO YOU DO THIS?!

Saw a guy today, full short beard, long hair... still looked like a woman. It was amusing...

Went to starbucks after my jobcentre appointment.
Annoyed Dan while he worked. Teehee.
Went to the Gamerbase in HMV. Got an account. Played Gears of War 3. Dominated as usual.

Went back to the flat.
Ran into Graham as I was leaving the Premier store. Was sticking £5 on heating and electricity.

We went to play basketball after a bit.
My arms and legs and joints and thighs and everything, is aching... I need to lie down. I plan to lie down after this post is up...

Made a vlog after Graham left the basketball court to go home.



Got into the flat again before it started raining and stoof...
Didn't do much...
Searched for some jobs.
The bloke at the job centre gave me like 20 new SOC codes to search for jobs with on Direct.gov, all but like 2 come up with nothing. Stupid system doesn't even work right!

Made another vlog around 1:40am though!
Planned to make some video responses to things, buuut there was nothing to do that for so oh well!



Annnd that's about it... 4:20 now. I need sleep...
Going to play some more basketball with Dan tomorrow. Then I'll be going home in the evening.
Helping my dad with painting the fence, shed, mowing the lawn. What ever. I owe him money so yeah... £10 an hour pretty much XD

And while I was writing that last bit, this piece of shit laptop decided to just fuck with me again.
A pop up came up for restarting the laptop. "Restart in 15 minutes *counts down* restart now or postpone?"
And of course, since I was typing, and I type quickly, it decided that it wanted to automatically restart now...
Fuck sake...
How can a laptop with 4gb of RAM be so God awful?!
I have a browser open, skype is open behind it. Somehow I click somewhere and skype comes up. HOW CAN I CLICK THROUGH THE BROWSER?!
It does it on the desktop too. Only then it just clicks icons and opens shit...
SO FUCKING HELPFUL!

This laptop is the bane of my life. It causes me so much anguish it's unbelievable. AND THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT!
About a month ago, it was running, alright-ish. I could play minecraft without a problem, I could watch YouTube videos without a problem. I could watch videos stored on my laptop without any damn problems.
But now? Now everything has issues.
I can't play minecraft, it's far too laggy. I can't watch YouTube videos very well, they're too buggy. I have to just listen. But even then, I can't be opening tabs because the audio fucks up.
This laptop is retarded and I am so damn close to just smashing it to pieces. But then I'll be left with nothing.

BUT WHAT AM I TO DO?!

We live in a fucking world that IS technology, and pieces of shit like this exist still? I wish I had the money to just buy a fucking macbook pro. I would be so much happier than I am with this pile of horse shit!
2 grand, I know it's a lot, but that's all I god damn need!

Fucking hell.

I was in an alright mood until this fucking laptop started acting up like it's on it's fucking period.
Jesus Christ


I'm sorry readers. But you have no idea how much trouble this thing causes me sometimes. I feel like screaming but I can't bring myself to be loud like that... I could let out so much stress, just my yelling as loud as I can, but I just can't...

I need to sleep anyway... Night night.
Much love to all <3
Bye.

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Why E4? WHY?!

Watching the episode of Scrubs with uhhh... What's his name... main guy from the Mummy. He had a plank nailed to his hand, the damn channel censored it. IT'S THE LATE NIGHT SHOWING! NOTHING SHOULD BE CENSORED!
It was one of the best parts of this damn episode!
This episode is seriously just amazing. It's part one. It continues a while after but basically Jordan's brother Ben, he dies from cancer and Dr Cox is super sad about it.
It's so moving...

ANYWAY!

Sooo brief yesterday stuffs.
Went to Dan's with my basketball to use his ball pump. Went to Sainsburys after to get new boxers. £9 for 3? Kinda crap... I could have got 4 pairs of underwear but I don't wear briefs so...
I dunno how these boxers will be. I need to wash them first so they're not itchy. But they aren't as like, large as my current boxers. But at least they won't be sliding down my trousers while I'm walking... It's a bit weird to stick your hand down your trousers in public to pull them up again.

Anyway, after, walked to Nandos to wait for Dan. He was super late getting away from work stuff. I ended up missing out on getting take away... So I had to go home and cooked sausages.
I got the big chunky sausages this time. They taste SO much better than the chipolatas. They're still 2 packs for £5. 1 less meal out of it but meh. They're lovely.

So today!
Dan came round, we played basketball.
Laughed at the two guys who were playing at the other end. Flat ball, just plain terrible...
They left, a couple others came round. Was hard not to notice the girls boobs bouncing around like mad.
It's kind of weird how so many women in future generations will have such big boobs... I guess women will have to evolve a bit so they're backs can hold the weight. Or what ever it is about big boobs that cause back problems.
Either way, feel sorry for them.
Shame guys can't be like me, don't actually care about breast size.
Either way...
I can't help but wonder how and when I'd meet my significant other...
I hope she's shortish at least.

So yeah, we played for a couple hours then buggered off to Nandos for a meal.
After we went to play pool. I beat Dan in the first two games somehow. I don't know how much he was fucking around but yeah. Second two I lost. Lost the last barely I think. Or second last. Anyway.
He went to go help Nicky (his girlfriend) with her maths work.
I made a joke earlier about how she could possibly still need help with such simple maths as "penis + vagina = sexy times"
Teehee.

Uhhh... So here I am I guess.
Need to get tin foil. Forgot earlier when I was in Tesco.
Got to go to the dumb job centre again tomorrow.. It's weekly now.
I applied to a few jobs.
PC World, again, Sainsburys, Next, couple Admin jobs. I hope I get the first Admin job I applied for.
£8-10 an hour, at least 10 hours a week and I said I'd be more than able/happy to work for longer in the week.

So that's about it. Here I am now, watching Scrubs. Catching up on YouTube. Not touched my laptop for the past few days to save electricity money. Need to top it up but Graham said leave it till it's low.
Either way, I won't be on the PC much. I'll try not to anyway. It'll help a lot now that I have my basketball pumped up though!
Can drag Graham along to play too.
He actually likes it. It's more shooting than running for him.

Reminds me actually, when Dan and I were leaving the court, we went to the childrens playground bit. Dan saw a balance beam thing that rotates when you're on it. He wanted to try. I failed at that. We tried this weird seesaw thing too. I had to jump on the seat because Dan couldn't keep it low enough for me. But it was freaking awesome. Hard as hell to get off though XD.
We tried this spinning thing too. You climb on it, hold on, there are 3 spots and you just spin. I couldn't hold on all the time a couple times and had to let go and inevitably crashed into the ground. Thankfully it was relatively soft. As soft as wood chips can possibly be.
I can't help but feel that the two blokes on the chairs nearby were judging us. But so sue us for having a bit of fun.
We're not even 20. Even if we were 30 I'm sure we'd still be doing dumb shit like that!

I'm so glad I have a friend like Dan. Although he REALLY sucks at timing things.
But still, treasure your friends. I feel so sorry for Tom (TomSka) losing Edd (Edd Gould, maker of Eddsworld). I can't imagine how it'd feel to lose such a good friend. And I hope I never experience it. It doesn't have to be Dan for me to experience it. I love all my friends dearly. They're more my brothers and sisters (hardly any of those!) than my own biological brother! Although, I do still stand up for him.
People saying he's gay and such. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. I don't care, but I don't like people making assumptions like that about my family. John may be an ass to me constantly, but as I said, he's my brother. I love him regardless of anything. Nothing will truly change how I feel about him. Unless it's making things better XD

It's strange how I feel like any of my female friends, I feel like they hate me. Maybe not hate but we don't talk much. Don't know why. Guess I'm not an interesting enough guy to even bother with.

Anyhoo. I'm gonna go. I need some water in me. Headache, not drunk much but fanta. Blahblah.

Much love to all <3
Baibai!

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

I O U

I owe readers and viewers a blog and vlog for missing today. Despite writing a blog post right now.
My month of blogging and vlogging daily will be completed on the 16th.

Sorry, night night. Much love to all <3

Monday, 9 April 2012

Finished catching fire

Its an amazing book. Definitely worth reading the hunger games series.
Got cream on my hands. Don't want to get it all over my phone so I'm using the speech function. Its a chore to get right though. Not the most accurate of things but still very close. Doesn't do punctuation either...
I was rubbing the cream into my skin when I realised I forgot the blog again... Oops
Will hopefully play basketball with dan tomorrow. Hope he brings his ball pump.
May start reading mockingjay too. that's the third hunger games book. Dunno yet.

Put a few videos out as I read through catching fire.

I be tired face.
Much love to all <3
Bai

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Insert Egg Pun

Merry New Easter!
I got chocolate n stuff!

Dan threw a chocolate orange at me this morning. Hit me RIGHT on the elbow. Thankfully, didn't get the "funny bone". Still hurt though.

I also tweeted at BrettTheIntern today, I finally watched the first Escape Routes episode. I had trouble finding a site to see it...
He replied!
Made my day XD
Even if it was just "thanks simon, I'm very proud of #teamyoutube" Not like that, it had caps n stuff.
It was awesome to watch though.
I was sitting there like, "Stupid reality tv show.. showing the attractive women more often than Brett...
He's the big gay jew of YouTube! XD It's true but I don't know if that's his title on YT... XD
Was still awesome. Can't wait to see EP2. All I know though, Brett and Ross are winning so WOO GO TEAM YOUTUBE!

Anyhooooo Uh...
I got Draw Something on my phone so I could join in on the randomness.
It's interesting but it'll kill my phone battery if I don't have my phone plugged in while I play it. So I probably won't be on it if I'm not near a plug with my charger XD

I need to make a vlog though. So I'm going to do that in a moment before going to bed to lie down and maybe play more Draw Something before sleeps.

So that's all that really happened today.

Much love to all as usual my lovable readers who may be non existent. I mean, you never leave me comments to show love/hate :c
<3
NightByeBaiNight

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Bioshock doobleh

I left it late again but I'm not super tired this time.

So yesterday, I was bored. I didn't feel like reading so I decided to go into town to try annoy Dan while he was working.
Turns out he must have only been on the morning shift because I never saw him.
I wandered around town before heading back to the flat and making a few videos.

Today, went to Dan's for 2ish. We went to the rugby pitch to watch Edinburgh play Toulouse.
Toulouse lost. WOO!
It was an amazing game. We were sitting in the third row right at the try line. Although Edinburgh only scored there once and it was at the other side...
It was amazing though. Saw a few old school... acquaintances too.
A few guys in Dan and my year were holding the flag at the start of the game, realised who they were when they walked off.
After the match I saw Euan Grant. He comes across as a sort of guy who is posh and thinks he's amazing. He maybe doesn't ACTUALLY think that, but it's just how he comes across to me.

Either way, I never exchange pleasantries with most people from my school. A lot of them, I just don't like much.

I do wish I had stayed till 6th year, although I screwed things up for myself so that would never be an option. But at the same time, I'm glad I wasn't over exposed to them.

After the game, Dad gave me a lift back to the flat. He brought my black basketball. And for some reason my bike pump... But no needle to actually pump up the ball. He thought that just holding the pump over the hole would be enough.
Seems he's forgotten how basketballs, rugby balls, footballs, work...
So I have a moderately flat basketball, a big dairy milk easter egg and a bicycle pump.

Went to Dans as soon as I got everything sorted.
Been playing a variety of games.
Gears of War 3, nice to know, no matter how long I don't play for, I still dominate the match. Mortal Kombat, still as shite as ever. Can't get past the first encounter with... Shaokhan? I don't remember... I tried the challenge tower thing, can't get past a particular bit again. Oh joy! So I stuck in Aliens vs Predator. Did multiplayer. So few people play the game, but it's actually quite a good game. It's a shame really. I played as an alien. It was Alien vs Predator vs 2 humans. I barely lost. The humans won because of their combined score, individually, I beat them both. So really, I lost to the Predator. Annnd after that I stuck in Bioshock 2. Finally.
Not played for a while but I had a bad start. So I'm fairly far into the game. Been playing for hours and it's nearly 6. Woops.
About 6 hours sleep tonight if I'm lucky.

There are a few videos that you can watch, too many to embed unfortunately, so again, I have to just send you to OssyVlogs if you want to watch them.

I need a drink and then I'm going to sleep.

Much love to all <3
NightBaiNight

Friday, 6 April 2012

This is a bad habit

I've forgotten about the blog again... I spent about an hour trying to record a vlog about google and their dumb contest. I gave up. Too tired...
I'm sorry but i need sleep now.

Night night. I will do a proper vlog tomorrow and try to recount stuff properly for you all.

Much love to all <3
Bai