Why E4? WHY?!

Watching the episode of Scrubs with uhhh... What's his name... main guy from the Mummy. He had a plank nailed to his hand, the damn channel censored it. IT'S THE LATE NIGHT SHOWING! NOTHING SHOULD BE CENSORED!
It was one of the best parts of this damn episode!
This episode is seriously just amazing. It's part one. It continues a while after but basically Jordan's brother Ben, he dies from cancer and Dr Cox is super sad about it.
It's so moving...

ANYWAY!

Sooo brief yesterday stuffs.
Went to Dan's with my basketball to use his ball pump. Went to Sainsburys after to get new boxers. £9 for 3? Kinda crap... I could have got 4 pairs of underwear but I don't wear briefs so...
I dunno how these boxers will be. I need to wash them first so they're not itchy. But they aren't as like, large as my current boxers. But at least they won't be sliding down my trousers while I'm walking... It's a bit weird to stick your hand down your trousers in public to pull them up again.

Anyway, after, walked to Nandos to wait for Dan. He was super late getting away from work stuff. I ended up missing out on getting take away... So I had to go home and cooked sausages.
I got the big chunky sausages this time. They taste SO much better than the chipolatas. They're still 2 packs for £5. 1 less meal out of it but meh. They're lovely.

So today!
Dan came round, we played basketball.
Laughed at the two guys who were playing at the other end. Flat ball, just plain terrible...
They left, a couple others came round. Was hard not to notice the girls boobs bouncing around like mad.
It's kind of weird how so many women in future generations will have such big boobs... I guess women will have to evolve a bit so they're backs can hold the weight. Or what ever it is about big boobs that cause back problems.
Either way, feel sorry for them.
Shame guys can't be like me, don't actually care about breast size.
Either way...
I can't help but wonder how and when I'd meet my significant other...
I hope she's shortish at least.

So yeah, we played for a couple hours then buggered off to Nandos for a meal.
After we went to play pool. I beat Dan in the first two games somehow. I don't know how much he was fucking around but yeah. Second two I lost. Lost the last barely I think. Or second last. Anyway.
He went to go help Nicky (his girlfriend) with her maths work.
I made a joke earlier about how she could possibly still need help with such simple maths as "penis + vagina = sexy times"
Teehee.

Uhhh... So here I am I guess.
Need to get tin foil. Forgot earlier when I was in Tesco.
Got to go to the dumb job centre again tomorrow.. It's weekly now.
I applied to a few jobs.
PC World, again, Sainsburys, Next, couple Admin jobs. I hope I get the first Admin job I applied for.
£8-10 an hour, at least 10 hours a week and I said I'd be more than able/happy to work for longer in the week.

So that's about it. Here I am now, watching Scrubs. Catching up on YouTube. Not touched my laptop for the past few days to save electricity money. Need to top it up but Graham said leave it till it's low.
Either way, I won't be on the PC much. I'll try not to anyway. It'll help a lot now that I have my basketball pumped up though!
Can drag Graham along to play too.
He actually likes it. It's more shooting than running for him.

Reminds me actually, when Dan and I were leaving the court, we went to the childrens playground bit. Dan saw a balance beam thing that rotates when you're on it. He wanted to try. I failed at that. We tried this weird seesaw thing too. I had to jump on the seat because Dan couldn't keep it low enough for me. But it was freaking awesome. Hard as hell to get off though XD.
We tried this spinning thing too. You climb on it, hold on, there are 3 spots and you just spin. I couldn't hold on all the time a couple times and had to let go and inevitably crashed into the ground. Thankfully it was relatively soft. As soft as wood chips can possibly be.
I can't help but feel that the two blokes on the chairs nearby were judging us. But so sue us for having a bit of fun.
We're not even 20. Even if we were 30 I'm sure we'd still be doing dumb shit like that!

I'm so glad I have a friend like Dan. Although he REALLY sucks at timing things.
But still, treasure your friends. I feel so sorry for Tom (TomSka) losing Edd (Edd Gould, maker of Eddsworld). I can't imagine how it'd feel to lose such a good friend. And I hope I never experience it. It doesn't have to be Dan for me to experience it. I love all my friends dearly. They're more my brothers and sisters (hardly any of those!) than my own biological brother! Although, I do still stand up for him.
People saying he's gay and such. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. I don't care, but I don't like people making assumptions like that about my family. John may be an ass to me constantly, but as I said, he's my brother. I love him regardless of anything. Nothing will truly change how I feel about him. Unless it's making things better XD

It's strange how I feel like any of my female friends, I feel like they hate me. Maybe not hate but we don't talk much. Don't know why. Guess I'm not an interesting enough guy to even bother with.

Anyhoo. I'm gonna go. I need some water in me. Headache, not drunk much but fanta. Blahblah.

Much love to all <3
Baibai!